NO
STOP
IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO READ A BOOK
AS LONG AS YOU ARE READING IT DOES NOT AND SHOULD NOT MATTER WHERE OR WHEN OR HOW LONG YOU TAKE TO READ IT
STOP SHAMING SLOW READERS
^ THIS COMMENT IS SO VERY ACCURATE
Omg yes
I’ve been reading Lord Of The Rings since before christmas and people are like ‘wow ur slow’ BITCH I HAVE LEARNING DIFFICULTIES YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS IS OK
It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.
-Wisdom of Confucius
Someone please explain hte spaghetti to me so I can makes clever jokes and be cool
Dude that’s nothin compared to this:
i cannot believe that someone made a fucking portrait of dean winchester’s blue steel
i thought we were all in this together
2 inces shorter and i could legally be a midget. ok
are you telling me that you’ve been illegally a midget this whole time. call the cops
people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
This is BRILLIANT
*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
my kraft dinner cup says “do not leave microwave unattended” whats it going to do choke on the macaroni noodles
i left the microwave unattended
someone stole my macaroni
when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms
Shawn and Gus: the greatest bromance to ever exist in the history of bromances.
Can’t wait for next season ;).
Love this show.
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
