one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
omigod. he’s a model. he’s a mODEL.
1. state your name: Laila
2. state the name that your parents almost named you: Lalani … and a lot of other L names I can’t remember right now
3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My older cousins, one is a junior in college and the other is a freshman in college
4. What was your first job? still haven’t had a real job
5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? I was doing my makeup for a show and I was applying contour and highlight lines and they called us all out to the stage for a quick cast meeting and I hadn’t blended the lines yet, so I had to go on stage looking a hot tribal mess.
6. do you miss your ex? SINGLE BISH FO LIFE YO *quiet sobs in the distance*
7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? is there a neither option … classic milk chocolate for me brah
8. do people praise you for your looks? some people at school tell me i’m cute or adorbs, internet people sometimes think that too, my sister says i’m ugly … I like to think of myself as a cute potato or squash or something like that
9. what is your favorite color of clothing to wear? BLACK, BROWN, GREY, NUDE … NEUTRAL COLORS … and red
10. how do you wear your makeup? I wear either light or winged black eyeliner, gold shadow on the lids and a deep purple in the crease, I highlight my brow bone with some gold. I put on a light coating of press powder (never foundation on the daily) and a brush our rouge, then a nude lip or the occasional purple or red, depending on the outfit.
11. what are some of your nicknames? Lail. La. Lai. LaLa. LuhLuh. LaLa Frank. LaFrank. LaLa Frankalantay. Franky, Frank. Frankenweenie. Frank’n’Beans. Shall I go on …
12. how many bedrooms are in your house? 3
13. how many bathrooms? 2
15. do you have a car? nah
16. do you work out every week? yes. I dance everyday, for at least 3 hours.
17. Did you brush your teeth this morning? yes
18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? no
19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? yup
20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear? a vintage blue one piece with white Hawaiian flowers on it. It’s cinched on the sides and has a deep V cut in the front
21. do you like your eyes? sometime …
22. do you think you are pretty? no … I think I’m GORGEOUS. A gorgeous potato.
23. who was the last person you talked to in person? my sister
24. how much money is in your account? HA
25. are you single? pfffffffft … hmmph … *crying in the distance*
26. do you want kids? yes and no. I want kids, but I’m not sure if I want to HAVE them myself. Maybe I’ll adopt …I don’t know … I’m 16 and just taking a hint from my current sex/love life, I have plenty of time to decide
27. tell me what your backpack looks like: a dark brown and pink plaid Columbia backpack with a bunch of mesh pockets on the outside and a slot for a laptop on the back. I got it in 8th grade and I’m still carrying it now in 11th grade
28. what celebrity do you think is hot? Alex Turner. Geezus. The feels that devilishly handsome manchild gives me.
30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? have we not gone over this whole dating thing already …
31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? -___-
32. have you ever cheated? I cheated on a history test once …
33: have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?: nope
34: What do you like to do in your spare time? tumblr, netflix, hulu, eat, sleep, facebook, your mom … I couldn’t resist … they just walked right into it …
35: What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? I can’t recall … and that makes me sad.
36: Who was the last person you texted? CayCay of all the CayCay’s in the CayCay land. Calyx Sistagurrrrl.
37: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have? none you stupid question …
38: How do you look right now? striped pajama pants from target and a justice league t-shirt and my hair … I don’t understand what my hair is doing.
39: Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? Fate … that’s not a person, I know, but I never think of a person when someone says “love”. I always think of fate … I think of what they person who actually is my soulmate and the one I’m supposed to be with the rest of my life. I think of what I want them to be like and how happy we’ll be together. Damn. that got deep fast. now i’m all sad. cause i’m lonely.