clarabooty:

and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”

sugarybrains:

Current emotion: Bill Trinen’s mii rolling on a carpet

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  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
  • nyctophxilia:

    I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.

    sixpenceee:

    my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me