ok I was going to reblog this anyway
and then the one in the middle
FACT: When an asexual and a pansexual touch each other, skin to skin, their bodies merge into an all-powerful immortal being and they become a new god.
GUYS IT WORKED BUT NOW I HAVE NO THUMBS
this was a terrible idea we already regret what we have done
I want to meet someone who makes me feel the way music does
this is the most beautiful thing ive ever read
there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I
accidentlyended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.
LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT
Nail polish remover, sweetie.
Well okay I found some luckily
let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.
they are here to learn from the professionals.
get that shit gurl get thAT SHIT
hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH AND BE NICE TO INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO HURT US BESIDES EXIST??????????
***things white people say***
***im not a white person***
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy
when somebody likes your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you
~ SMALL GIVEAWAY ~
I just bought these shirts thinking they would fit me, but when I tried them on they didn’t…
I bought them off the site Redbubble, which is super amazing. They go off American Apparel sizing
Since I am getting a size up in these I believe I should regift them, instead of selling them. This means me and whoever wins this will have the same t-shirts…cute.
- 1x Medium Girly fit Arctic Monkeys floral logo t-shirt
- 1x Medium Girly fit Ezra Tweets “too good for the cheap shit…” t-shirt
- New Zealand candy e.g pineapple lumps, perky nana chocolate, or whatever else I believe is great confectionery from my country.
- You can reblog as many times as you like - though your blog can’t just be a giveaway blog.
- Likes don’t count.
- You don’t have to follow me, but you can if you want.
- I will ship worldwide…so it’d probably take awhile to get from NZ to whatever country.
- Ends May 22nd 2014, 11:00 PM NZ time.
Please enter this because I’ve never done one of these before and it’ll be super cool sending this stuff to someone :)
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs